1. spoken-not-written:

    renaroo123:

    spoken-not-written:

    I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED

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    Jake that’s a pot…

    You’re a pot.

    (via joshpeck)

     

  2. timberlandstilettos:

    goblinparty:

    my favorite part of nicki’s new video is how fucking unprepared drake was

    i mean

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    didnt have a chance

    (via whaleheadedboy)

     

  3. wienrs:

    if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

    (via phobias)

     

    1. me: that joke is so overused
    2. tumblr:
    3. tumblr:
    4. tumblr:
    5. tumblr: i came out to have a good time, and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
     

  4. netflixz:

    driving past your old elementary school likeimage

    (Source: netflixz, via phobias)

     
  5. clavid:

    ogfoodnun:

    why is he so happy

    Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

    (via officialfrenchtoast)

     

  6. pennanpayper:

    "Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon

    "Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices

    Blaze-it-ken haha took Awhile

    (via bottled-oceans)

     
  7. mangomamita:

    also this is my favorite vine

    (via futurochurro)

     
     

  8. potatoandotherwise:

    in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

    (via phobias)

     

  9. heartbreaks:

    *lies in the sun for 5 mins*

    wheres my tan

    (via pyranice)